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Greg 'Tarzan' Smith
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TV Reality Show Contestant
    Resides in Houston, Texas
    Plastic surgeon
    Finished sixth in Survivor One World
    His moustache enters the room 45 minutes before he does (where have we seen this before?).
    He asked Jeff if [Manono] could hear the last two votes after the tribe eliminated Matt in their first Tribal Council – Jeff said 'no,' then chuckled as the man-tribe left.
    He was easily controlled by Colton.
    Whether parading around camp in just his lovely little blue briefs, or throwing dirty laundry into a pot of boiling water ('it's not poop – it's dirt!'), Michael effectively summed up the tribal consensus: ‘Tarzan drives me crazy.’
    He described Troyzan as part of the 'molecular substrate' of the island.
    Much to Chelsea’s ire, he used bamboo from the Tikiano shelter for firewood in a rainstorm.
    He sported Monica's girly red blouse on Day 25. (See top right photo.)
    If his wearing Monica's red blouse was not weird enough, he filched Kat's panties and sported them as a headband, then wore her pink top to the Final Six Tribal Council! (See bottom left photo.)
    He felt Chelsea's dislike of him was rooted from her own bad experience with her plastic surgeon who gave her breast implants.
    He correctly concluded Colton's symptoms as an appendicitis attack without any diagnostic testing.
    He became a hero to the final six women as he eliminated Troyzan in the Final Eight immunity challenge.
    As his wife was about to emerge for the classic loved ones visit, the remaining Tikiano girls chanted 'Tar-Zan! Tar-Zan! Tar-Zan!' and he kneeled to greet her.
    At the time of the 'Survivor' filming, he was married to his wife for 34 years; he described their bond as a 'quantum entanglement.'
    He described himself as masculine enough to feel confident in Monica's girly blouse and described the red shade as his 'fire color...[his] warrior color...[his] savage color.'
    His 'Survivor' catch phrase: ‘The game is afoot.’
    Between his ladies' clothes filching, his weird use of scientific words ('molecular substrate'/'quantum entanglement') and clueless-ness ('Jeff, can we hear the last two votes?'), Tarzan is awesome to <375>'Survivor' fans!

Credit: battyx3 & Cool It All Right?

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