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Audrey Berry

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The Resume

    Kid Rock's girlfriend
    Resident of suburban Detroit, Michigan
    Regular fixture at Kid Rock events, including Rock's annual Chillin' the Most Cruise
    Made a cameo appearance in the music video for Kid Rock's 'Cold and Empty,' in 2010
    Was revealed to have been secretly engaged to Kid Rock for months (Apr. 2017)

Why she might be annoying:

    She was a Kid Rock groupie.
    She started dating Kid Rock shortly after he divorced Pamela Anderson.
    She's keen on predominately black Morticia Adams-style ensembles.
    Her hobby is tracking and hunting Michigan hogs.
    According to Rolling Stone, her tagline before personally shooting a hog between the eyes was 'They stink! Ah poor thing, sorry buddy!'
    She's the only facet of Kid Rock's very public life that he deems off-limits during interviews.
    Even their engagement was kept a secret from the public for months, although fans pretty much figured it out when TMZ phots surfaced of her sporting a diamond ring on a 'Chillin the Most' cruise.
    But the news of their engagement would become VERY public knowledge after she chose to accompany her fiancée on his trip to the White House as a special guest of President Donald Trump.
    The published images of the visit went viral on social media, as did a controversial photo of Rock and fellow guests Ted Nugent and Sarah Palin gesturing mockingly at the official White House portrait of Hillary Clinton - which she wisely steered clear of (Apr. 20, 2017).

Why she might not be annoying:

    She looks like Violet Parr from The Incredibles.
    Kid Rock's 2015 'Johnny Cash' song was written as a tribute to her.
    She is a huge Miranda Lambert and likes to crank Lambert's 'Platinum' while cooking.
    She is a Hunting Channel junkie whose outdoor enthusiasm is said to outstrip her fiancée's.
    She drives a pickup trick and is skilled in the use of a compound bow and a 9-millimeter pistol.
    She broke her leg during a nighttime ATV motorcrash, and was back out hunting in less than two months.
    She turned up on Kid Rock's frantic 911 call, in April 2016, when his assistant Michael Sacha was found dead in a ravine on their property from an ATV accident (at one point Rock becomes agitated asking for an ambulance to be sent, and she intercedes to plead with the dispatcher).
    Kid Rock declined to say much about her in interviews, but came close, in 2011, telling Piers Morgan: 'This is somebody who is not a celebrity, it can really be a tough thing to deal with. I'm thinking of somebody else (and) trying not to be so selfish.'
    Kid Rock also described her as a 'calming influence' in his once-wild life during a GQ interview.
    Much of the criticism over her and Rock's White House visit revolved around calling them 'white trailer trash,' 'rednecks,' and 'hillbillies' (even though in Rock's case he had been a guest at the White House before, including in 2009 performing at then-President elect Barack Obama's inauguration).

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 326 Votes: 43.25% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 15 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 191 Votes: 56.02% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 105 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying