The Resume

(November 18, 1985- )
Born in Los Angeles, California
Won Olympic gold medal in 200m (August 8, 2012), won two Olympic silver Medals in the 200m (2004 & 2008)
Won an Olympic Gold Medal as part of the USA's 1600m Relay team
Won the 200m World Championship (2005 & 2007)

Why she might be annoying:

She lost the Olympic Gold twice to the same runner: Jamaica's Veronica Campbell.
In 2003, she forewent college eligibility by signing an Adidas contract.
She doesn't have the same prowess as a senior runner that she had as a junior runner.

Why she might not be annoying:

She held both the US High School record and the World Junior Record in the 200m dash.
She was called 'Chicken Legs' as a child (as seen in her Adidas commercial).
In 2005, she became the youngest ever World Champion in sprinting at 19.
She is a devout Christian who thanks God for her speed.
She can leg press 700 lbs.
She graduated college with a degree in elementary education.
She is one of few American sprinting stars of her era who was able to avoid being the subject of steroid rumors.

Credit: Insane In Da Brain

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Adidas Endorsers
• Chicken Legs
• ESPY's Best Track Athlete - Female (Ranked: 2006)
• Fox Sports Olympics: 25 Athletes to Watch [Summer 2012] (Ranked: 10)
• Fox Sports' Top 25 Athletes of the London Olympics [2012]
• Glamour Women of the Year - 23rd Annual [2012]
• I am a Born-Again Christian
• I am an Angelino [Residents of Los Angeles]
• I Attended University of Southern California
• I Was the Rose Parade Grand Marshall (Ranked: 2017)
• I Won Five or More Olympic Gold Medals (Ranked: 6)
• Insane In Da Brain's Profiles [Series 1]
• Profiles 26501-26750 (Ranked: 26523)
• Sports Illustrated's Muhammad Ali Legacy Award (Ranked: 2022)
• Time Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People of 2020 [October 2020]
• Time Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People of 2021 [September 2021]
• Time's 50 Olympic Athletes to Watch [Summer 2012]
• Track and Field
• We Parodied the Beatles’ ‘Abbey Road’ Album Cover
• Yahoo!'s Summer Olympics 2012: Top Athletes to Follow on Twitter

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 18 Votes: 5.56% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 172 Votes: 43.02% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 11 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 18 Votes: 27.78% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 20 Votes: 35.00% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 173 Votes: 63.01% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 31 Votes: 51.61% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 26 Votes: 65.38% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying