The Resume

(March 7, 1971- )
Acted in ‘Orphan,' ‘Jarhead,' ‘Flightplan,' ‘The Skeleton Key,' ‘Kinsey,' ‘Garden State,' ‘Shattered Glass,' ‘K-19: The Widowmaker,' ‘The Salton Sea,' ‘Empire,' ‘The Cell,' ‘Boys Don't Cry,' ‘The Man in the Iron Mask' and ‘Dead Man Walking'
Performed off-Broadway in ‘Laura Dennis' and ‘Kingdom of Earth'

Why he might be annoying:

He tends to portray disturbed/off-beat characters.
One writer observed he always ‘looks sleepy.'
He lists internet chess as one of his ‘geeky hobbies.'
He dated actress Maggie Gyllenhaal.
He lived with Jake Gyllenhaal while filming ‘Jarhead,' creating legitimate conflict between the two both on and off screen.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is a versatile actor capable of portraying a variety of challenging roles.
He earned a Golden Globe nomination for his performance in ‘Shattered Glass.'
He did full frontal nudity for the film ‘Kinsey.'
He graduated Washington University in St. Louis.
Film critics refer to him as a ‘chameleon' because of his ability to drastically change his look from film to film.

Credit: D

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• AfterElton.com 100 Hottest Men [2007] (Ranked: 83)
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [March] (Ranked: 3071971)
• D's Profiles [Series 03]
• Entertainment Weekly's Must List [2005]
• I am from Chicago
• I Attended Bard College
• I Became a Dad in 2006
• I Fathered Children Out of Wedlock
• I Have Lyme Disease
• Kathryn Bigelow Films
• Look at Me, Hmmm, I'm Thinking
• Look at Me, I'm in Bed
• Look at Me, I'm Relaxing
• Monotone Voices
• Mullets
• OK! Magazine's Top 12 Unwedded Parental Bliss [December 2007] (Ranked: 9)
• Profiles 16751-17000 (Ranked: 16834)
• Rock the Vote - Spokespeople
• Saturday Night Live Hosts [2000-05] (Ranked: 2005)
• USA Today Pop Candy's 100 People of the Year [2004] (Ranked: 42)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 18 Votes: 5.56% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 22 Votes: 40.91% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 16 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 33 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 19 Votes: 36.84% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 14 Votes: 7.14% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 25 Votes: 24.00% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 32 Votes: 15.62% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 27 Votes: 25.93% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 37 Votes: 16.22% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 62 Votes: 43.55% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 120 Votes: 44.17% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 119 Votes: 36.13% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 124 Votes: 32.26% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 222 Votes: 43.69% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 2475 Votes: 44.97% Annoying