The Resume

(June 23, 1992- )
Appears in 'The Weekly World News'
Subject of 'Bat Boy: The Musical'
2' tall 65 pounds
Created by Weekly World News Editor Dick Kulpa

Why he might be annoying:

He can't talk but he squeaks and squeals.
He will only eat flying insects.
He lived in a West Virginia cave.
He developed a taste for Spam.
He attacked a fifth-grader in Florida.
He ate an FBI agent's finger.
He bit Al Gore on the shoulder.
He fell in love with and stalked Jenna Bush. (2001)
His fans are called 'Batophiles.'

Why he might not be annoying:

He joined the Marines to fight against terrorists in Afghanistan (2001).
He has graced the cover of the WWN more than anyone.
He has to run from the government.
He has to eat his own weight in bugs everyday to stay healthy.
He may have been beaten by a drunken janitor while in captivity.
The fifth-grader admits she threw a rock at him.
He endorsed Al Gore for President (2000).
He was hit by a truck and sprayed with insecticide.
He received several get well cards from WWN readers.
A musical was written about his life and performed across the country.

Credit: Bart McQueary

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Animal Names
• Bart McQueary's Profiles
• Don't Say a Word
• I Have Pointy Teeth
• I Inspired a Musical
• I Portrayed a Vampire
• Little People [5'3 and Shorter] - Male
• Look at Me, Grrr, I'm Angry
• Look at My Tongue
• Mythical Creatures
• Profiles 7501-7750 (Ranked: 7650)
• Toy Names
• Watch Out! I Bite

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 73 Votes: 50.68% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 29 Votes: 58.62% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 23 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 30 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 116 Votes: 72.41% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 144 Votes: 65.28% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 340 Votes: 66.18% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 376 Votes: 70.48% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 581 Votes: 67.13% Annoying