The Resume

(January 17, 1952-August 5, 2002)
Played for the Milwaukee Brewers (1971-1976), Kansas City Royals (1977-1980), St. Louis Cardinals (1981-1985) and Texas Rangers (1986-1987)
NLCS MVP (1982)
World Series MVP (1982)
All Star (1974, 1978-1980)
Missouri Sports Hall of Fame (2000)
Author of the book ‘Snap Me Perfect! The Darrell Porter Story'

Why he might be annoying:

He abused cocaine, marijuana, alcohol and Quaaludes.
He looks like Clark Kent.
Despite speaking out against drugs after his rehab, the police found cocaine in his system (however he did not die of an overdose).
He believed that MLB commissioner, Bowie Kuhn was going to sneak into his house in the middle of the night.
He wore very thick glasses while playing (similar to Charlie Sheen's in ‘Major League').
He is divorced.
His nickname is ‘Double Barrel.'
He was a born again Christian.

Why he might not be annoying:

He entered himself in rehab on his own freewill (1980).
He became an anti-drug icon.
He was the World Series MVP (1982).
He was intentionally walked many times.

Credit: Toys in the Attic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baseball Players
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [January] (Ranked: 1171952)
• I Abused Cocaine
• I am a Born-Again Christian
• I Died in 2002 (Ranked: 50)
• I Married in 1976
• I Married in 1980
• Kansas City Royals
• Look at Me, I'm Wet
• Look at Me, I've Been Caught with Alcohol
• Milwaukee Brewers
• NLCS MVPs (Ranked: 1982)
• Profiles 18751-19000 (Ranked: 18934)
• St. Louis Cardinals
• Texas Rangers
• Toys in the Attic's Profiles [Series 2]
• World Series MVPs (Ranked: 1982)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 22 Votes: 27.27% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 43 Votes: 62.79% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 42 Votes: 61.90% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 73 Votes: 56.16% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 41 Votes: 51.22% Annoying