The Resume

(1912-August 3, 1963)
Osteopath to Winston Churchill, Elizabeth Taylor and Frank Sinatra among others
Introduced showgirl Christine Keeler to British politician John Profumo and Soviet diplomat/agent Yevgeney Ivanov
Charged with living off the earnings of prostitution in 1963
Committed suicide

Why he might be annoying:

He was a shameless social climber who threw sex parties for his wealthy and powerful connections.
He was a voyeur whose home was equipped with two way mirrors.
At fifty he shared his flat with teenagers Christine Keeler and Mandy Rice-Davies, insisting he was only trying to ‘protect' them.
In fact he may have been acting as their pimp.
He might have been working with Ivanov to get sensitive information out of Profumo through Keeler.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was a gifted artist who painted several politicians and members of the royal family.
Although sometimes described as a Soviet spy, he might actually have been working with British counterintelligence.
His arrest for living on immoral earnings may have been a ruse by the government to avoid scrutiny for its own security lapses.
He was dropped by most of his so-called friends when the Profumo scandal erupted.
He committed suicide on the final day of his trial before the verdict was read.

Credit: Georgina

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Criminals Who Think They Can Paint
• Georgina/Devil Doll's Profiles [Series 1]
• I Am a Kiss Ass Suck Up
• I Committed Suicide
• I Died in 1963 (Ranked: 51)
• Painters
• People who Have Similar Names on Am I Annoying (Ranked: 541)
• Profiles 18251-18500 (Ranked: 18371)
• The Profumo Affair
• We Died on the Same Day (Ranked: 19630803)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 14 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 22 Votes: 77.27% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 18 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 64 Votes: 68.75% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 25 Votes: 64.00% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 27 Votes: 74.07% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 81 Votes: 70.37% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 126 Votes: 73.02% Annoying