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Elmo Wright

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Football Player

The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    Following a band practice, he sustained a busted lip after a football was thrown at him (he quit after the band director publicly whipped him).
    He credits Chad Javon Ocho Cinco with having the best NFL dance in the new millennium (‘the Irish jig dance’).
    He was injury-prone.
    He ended up looking like the Pinky character from Black Belt Jones.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was six feet and 190 pounds.
    The idea for his little dance came at a university match-up, when he escaped a low tackle on a touchdown pass.
    Because his little dance overshadowed his NCAA accomplishments, he believes new-millennium NFL players will be better remembered for their dances than their actual play.

Credit: Cool It All Right?


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 14 Votes: 35.71% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 26 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 19 Votes: 42.11% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 53 Votes: 69.81% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying