The Resume

(August 17, 1786-March 6, 1836)
Fought in the Tennessee Volunteer Militia in the Creek War (1814)
Member of the Tennessee State Legislature (1821-1827)
Congressman from Tennessee (1827-1831, 1833-1835)
Fought in the Alamo in Texas (February 23, 1836-March 6, 1836)
Wrote 'A Narrative of the Life of David Crockett'

Why he might be annoying:

He loved to promote himself and add on to his own legend.
He often skipped school.
He assisted in driving Native Americans off their lands during the Creek Wars.
He didn't learn to read and write until after the age of eighteen.
He didn't really 'grin down a bear' as popular legend says about him.

Why he might not be annoying:

He opposed President Andrew Jackson's Indian Removal Act.
He was a skilled hunter, once killing 105 bears in six months (1822).
His wife died shortly after giving birth to his second child.
He became legendary for his wit and humor.
He was killed during the Mexican siege of the Alamo (1836).

Credit: Ratman

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• AC/DC
• Billy Joel's 'We Didn't Start the Fire'
• Golden Girls References
• I am from Tennessee
• I am on a U.S. Postage Stamp [A-C]
• I Did Not Graduate High School [C-E]
• I Portrayed Davy Crockett
• I Took a Bullet
• I was Cremated
• Look at Me, My Picture Is Art
• Mutton Chops
• Profiles 11751-12000 (Ranked: 11781)
• Ratman's Profiles [Series 1]
• Remembering the Alamo
• Satirized on Family Guy
• Stand Up Men
• Styx and Stones
• Supersized Egos
• U.S. Congressional Representatives
• We Died on the Same Day (Ranked: 18360306)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 20 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 83 Votes: 49.40% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 27 Votes: 48.15% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 9 Votes: 11.11% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 559 Votes: 48.48% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 29 Votes: 51.72% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 165 Votes: 42.42% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 17 Votes: 29.41% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 113 Votes: 45.13% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 257 Votes: 44.75% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 182 Votes: 36.26% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 137 Votes: 32.12% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 170 Votes: 44.12% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 180 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 476 Votes: 43.28% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 166 Votes: 42.77% Annoying