Mad Magazine's 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things [2001]
Mad #413 January 2002
The 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2001
#1. Jerry Falwell Attacks America
#2. Substance Abuse As A Career Move
#3. Little League Team Lies About Star Pitcher's Age
#4. Clinton's $10 Million Book Deal
#5. Anne Heche Says She's Not a Lesbian
#6. Nascar Finally Introduces Some Safety Changes
#7. Michael Jordan's Comeback
#8. Supreme Court Strikes Down Medical Marijuana
#9. Timothy McVeigh's Death Lottery
#10. The IRS Rebate
#11. McDonalds Monopoly Game Corruption
#12. Puff Daddy/P. Diddy Ruse
#13. China Gets the Oympics Despite Human Rights Record
#14. Elton John Duets With Eminem
#15. Al Gore With a Beard
#16. The XFL
#17. The Bush Daughters Party With Fake I.D.s
#18. Dennis Tito Buys His Way Into Space
#19. Gary Condit - Al Jaffee Fold-In
#20. Mad Magazine Takes Advertising
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Missing:
* Danny Almonte (3)
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