The Resume

(August 8, 1944-March 13, 1988)
Known as the king of porn

Why he might be annoying:

His AIDS death caused a huge ripple in the Porn industry (March 13, 1988).
He was a courier for the Mafia (1975).
He smoked five packs of cigarettes a day.
He used loads of alcohol, cocaine and valium.
He was a pedophile, having sex with Dawn Schiller, 15 (1976).
Dawn entered the world of prostitution to help support John's drug habit.
His drug habit got so bad, he had trouble achieving an erection.
He was arrested for stealing a computer out of a car (January 14, 1981).
He beat up his ex girlfriend, Sharon.
He was bailed out by drug kingpin Adel 'Eddie Nash' Nasrallah.
When he got into real trouble with drug dealers, he lead them the Nasrallah, who they robbed of over $100,000.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is the first porn star to play a recurring role (Johnny Wadd).
He had a 13½ inch penis.
The movie 'Boogie Nights' was based somewhat on his exploits.
He is ranked #3 in The 50 Top Porn Stars of All Time (AVN - January 2002).
He had sex with over 14,000 women and an undisclosed amount of men.
Among them are Seka, Marilyn Chambers, Ginger Lynn and Ciccolina.
His mother was an extreme Baptist and his father was an alcoholic.
His mother's 36 year old friend took his virginity at 12.
He did all his stunts - including flying, sky diving, jumping from a building, scuba diving, crashing motorcycles.'
In his heyday, he earn $3,000 a day in porno.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Actors Turned Directors
• Adult Actors
• Alleged Kid Lovers
• AVN's Top 50 Porn Stars of All Time [January 2002] (Ranked: 3)
• Beastie Boys References
• Big Dicks
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [August] (Ranked: 8081944)
• Cursed by Porn
• E!'s Most Horrifying Hollywood Murders (Ranked: 7)
• E!'s True Hollywood Story
• I Abused Cocaine
• I Abused Heroin
• I Claimed to Have Banged Over 1,000 People
• I Died in 1988 (Ranked: 43)
• I Have AIDS/HIV
• I Married in 1988
• I Portrayed a Vampire
• People with John or Mary in their Names
• Profiles 3501-3750 (Ranked: 3533)
• Whores and Johns

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 8 Votes: 12.50% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 66 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 23 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 71 Votes: 46.48% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 76 Votes: 51.32% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 95 Votes: 50.53% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 97 Votes: 58.76% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 98 Votes: 62.24% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 56 Votes: 69.64% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 23 Votes: 56.52% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 34 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 46 Votes: 63.04% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 71 Votes: 49.30% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 68 Votes: 60.29% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 59 Votes: 61.02% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 67 Votes: 76.12% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 155 Votes: 75.48% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 209 Votes: 71.29% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 477 Votes: 70.02% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 442 Votes: 66.52% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 814 Votes: 68.67% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1952 Votes: 67.78% Annoying