The Resume

(May 29, 1983- )
Born in Santa Claus, Indiana
Drafted 11th overall in the NFL Draft by the Denver Broncos (2006)
Quarterback for the Denver Broncos and Chicago Bears
Married reality tv personality Kristin Cavallari (June 7, 2013)

Why he might be annoying:

He was born in a city named after a major holiday character.
At first glance, he looks like a young Don Vito.
He struggles with field vision and throwing technique.
He shares his name with bodybuilder Jay Cutler.
He was heavily criticized by current and former NFL players, and Chicago Bears fans, for coming out of the NFC Championship with a strained/torn MCL (January 23, 2011).

Why he might not be annoying:

He attended Vanderbilt University.
He works with mentally challenged children through a 'Best Buddies' program at Vanderbilt.
He had an illustrious football career at Vanderbilt, holding 5 records (total offense, passing yards, TD passes, completions, and pass attempts).
He is a poised leader.
He has tremendous arm strength.

Credit: The Farm Hand

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Annoyatorium's Most Annoying [2009] (Ranked: 50)
• Anti-Vaxxers
• Bleacher Report's 50 Most Hated Players in NFL History (Ranked: 19)
• Chicago Bears
• Chicago Bears Top 100 Players [2019] (Ranked: 85)
• Denver Broncos
• Donald Trump for President Supporters and Endorsers [2020]
• Football Players
• Forbes 10 Most Disliked Athletes in America [February 2013] (Ranked: 4)
• Forbes 10 Most Disliked NFL Players [October 2013] (Ranked: 6)
• I Attended Vanderbilt
• I Became a Dad in 2015
• I Married in 2013
• I Separated from My Spouse [2020]
• I Sung 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game' at Wrigley Field
• Jason Whitlock Doesn't Like Me
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Mitt Romney for President Supporters and Endorsers [2012]
• NFL Quarterbacks
• NFL’s 40 Most Hated Players Ever [2018] (Ranked: 13)
• NFL's Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie Award (Ranked: 2015)
• Profiles 19501-19750 (Ranked: 19517)
• Satirized on South Park
• Sports Illustrated's Most Overrated Football Players
• The League - Guest Stars

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 11 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 318 Votes: 69.18% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 293 Votes: 58.70% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 303 Votes: 55.45% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 208 Votes: 55.29% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 98 Votes: 54.08% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 20 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 69 Votes: 63.77% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 148 Votes: 66.89% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 27 Votes: 70.37% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 399 Votes: 62.91% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 156 Votes: 60.90% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 303 Votes: 69.97% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 53 Votes: 47.17% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 106 Votes: 46.23% Annoying