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Kool-Aid Pitcher Man

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The Resume

    (1954- )
    Catch phrase: 'Ooooooooh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!'
    Spokespitcher for Kool-Aid (a division of Kraft Foods)
    Invented by Edwin Perkins
    Originally called 'Fruit Smack' (was sold via mail order in the 1920s)
    Made a cameo appearance on 'Family Guy'

Why he might be annoying:

    Grape Kool-Aid, laced with cyanide, killed over 1,000 followers of Jim Jones.
    He enjoys busting through walls and damaging property.
    His handle is not user friendly to lefties.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He has Vitamin C.
    One glass of Kool-Aid costs a nickel.
    He sounds like the lead singer of Smash Mouth.
    Annually, more than 560 million gallons of Kool-Aid are consumed.
    Research: Tim Howard

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 191 Votes: 62.83% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 104 Votes: 55.77% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 159 Votes: 52.20% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 192 Votes: 42.19% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 106 Votes: 54.72% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 252 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 460 Votes: 61.96% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 21 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 23 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 23 Votes: 56.52% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 28 Votes: 53.57% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 54 Votes: 53.70% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 109 Votes: 44.95% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 559 Votes: 40.97% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 474 Votes: 44.51% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 387 Votes: 49.35% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 697 Votes: 42.90% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 2158 Votes: 46.43% Annoying