Stripper
The Resume
(July 4, 1947- )
60-23-39
Runs on sports fields wearing a tight shirt and hot pants and kisses athletes
Kissed Pete Rose (her first), Johnny Bench, Cal Ripkin Jr, George Brett, John Candelaria, Earl Weaver, Don Mattingly, Nolan Ryan, Steve Garvey, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Charles Barkley
Guest on shows hosted by Johnny Carson, David Letterman, Geraldo Rivera and Arsenio Hall
Why she might be annoying
She gained fame when she rushed onto Riverfront Stadium in Cincinnati and kissed Pete Rose to win a $5 bet.Pete Rose cussed her out but called the next day and apologized. A Cincinnati sports writer dubbed her 'The Kissing Bandit.'
Opposing teams hired her to plant kisses on a rival star to embarrass him.
She worked as an exotic topless dancer making $7,000 to $10,000 weekly.
She said of her 60-23-39 figure: 'Those are my baseball stats.'
She said of Pete Rose, 'My career started with a bet, and Pete's ended with one.'
She often signed her autographs: 'With breast wishes, Morganna.'
She abruptly retired on December 12, 2000 at fifty-four.
She refused interviews from Sports Illustrated and Playboy (for whom she did a nude pictorial), concerning her retirement.
She ran away from home after getting pregnant at thirteen.
She lies about her breasts size saying they are 36, 45, 48 and finally 60, perhaps honoring Babe Ruth's 60th home run.
She's been charge with trespassing nearly 20 times, spending about twelve hours in jail and paying the $100 fine.
Why she might not be annoying
Charles Barkley stared continuously at her cleavage when she kissed him.
She mostly did her kissing act in the minor leagues for the last decade.
When Steve Garvey tried to run away from her, she remarked: 'I think he thought it was the start of a paternity suit.'
She referred to Dolly Parton as flat-chested.
She had an attorney that used the 'Gravity Defense' claiming when she leaned over a rail she'd be naturally propelled onto the field due to her anatomy.
She lives a quiet life as a housewife in Columbus, Ohio with her accountant husband of over 25 years (he gets ALL her kisses now).
Research: Tim Howard
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Year In Review:
For 2010, as of last week, Out of 35 Votes: 51.43% Annoying
For 2009, Out of 46 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 44 Votes: 40.91% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 92 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 183 Votes: 54.64% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 265 Votes: 62.64% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 324 Votes: 59.57% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 586 Votes: 60.92% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1840 Votes: 60.22% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 216 Votes: 62.96% Annoying
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