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Heaven

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Fictitious Place

The Resume

    God is the landlord
    Home of angels, saints and the righteous
    It more than likely doesn't exist
    7th word in the bible 'In the beginning god created the HEAVEN and the Earth' (Genesis 1.1)
    Satan got kicked out and started his own place

Why Heaven might be annoying:

    You can't get there until you are dead.
    It is believed to be above us both physically and spiritually.
    It is multi-leveled, where the more pious live higher up.
    Sports stars point up to where they think heaven is when they do something good.
    When the Earth was flat, the Sun, Moon and Stars were all part of it.
    It is chock full of religious nuts.
    Don't even think of free expression in there, just keep praising God, if you want to stay.
    Even if you go there, don't piss off God or he sends you to Hell!

Why Heaven might not be annoying:

    There are no bad thoughts or evil people there.
    It is constantly mentioned at funerals.
    It is mentioned in such songs as 'Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel,' 'Knockin' on Heaven's Door,' 'My Blue Heaven,' 'Pennies From Heaven,' 'Stairway to Heaven,' 'Tears in Heaven,' 'Thank Heaven for Little Girls,' 'Too Much Heaven' and of course Bryan Adams' 'Heaven.'
    It is a paradise with a blissful existence.
    The promise of going there keeps bad people in line.
    Terrorists believe that not only do they get to go there but they get 70 virgins.
    Only your kind (religion, race, nationality) gets to go there.
    You grow wings, a halo, play the harp and get to hang out on clouds, but you have to wear a white mini-dress.
    It gives hope to those who can not accept death as the final frontier!
    Your dogs are up there.

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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 16 Votes: 43.75% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 17 Votes: 5.88% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 73 Votes: 47.95% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 61 Votes: 47.54% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 55 Votes: 50.91% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 23 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 37 Votes: 70.27% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 212 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 104 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 65 Votes: 33.85% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 129 Votes: 61.24% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 92 Votes: 48.91% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 88 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 249 Votes: 45.78% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 823 Votes: 43.50% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 321 Votes: 39.88% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 466 Votes: 43.35% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 311 Votes: 41.48% Annoying