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Gabriel

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Biblical Character

The Resume

    Mentioned in the Book of Daniel and the Gospel of Luke
    One of the Archangels
    Informed the Virgin Mary that she was pregnant with Christ

Why he might be annoying:

    He gets to deliver messages to mankind whenever God is too lazy to get off the couch.
    In fact, why would an all-powerful God need a message relayer at all?
    He is sometimes called 'The Left Hand of God' (in other words, he was political).
    He had the unpleasant task of informing a newly-married teenager that she had secretly impregnated by a benevolent deity (surprise!).
    He may have helped destroy the cities of Sodom and Gommorah for being too 'sinful.'
    Some think that he will blow a giant horn that signals the beginning of the Apocalypse.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was a great public speaker.
    He can fly.
    Islam refers to him as the voice of truth.
    Some believe that he has a horse named Haizum.
    He was able to convince Mary of her divine mission without giving her a mental breakdown.
    If God wants to tell you something, but doesn't want to see your disgusting acne, Gabriel may pay you a visit instead.

Credit: Ratman


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 47 Votes: 38.30% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 19 Votes: 36.84% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 66 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 52 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 43 Votes: 74.42% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 25 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 27 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 54 Votes: 38.89% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 96 Votes: 42.71% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 130 Votes: 48.46% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 43 Votes: 39.53% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 129 Votes: 41.09% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 256 Votes: 32.03% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 350 Votes: 43.71% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 232 Votes: 40.09% Annoying