Boston Phoenix's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World [April 2008]

Sexiest Males

Google represents co-founders Sergei Brin (68) and Larry Page (69) *** Missing: Tim Heidecker (61) * Chuck Klosterman (74) * Sam Lutfi (13) * Craig Newmark (58) * Quagmire from 'Family Guy' (97) * Craig Romney (34) * Tagg Romney (33) * Eric Wareheim (62) * Jerry Yang (99)

This Category is Ranked. Sort by Ranking Based on Votes by clicking on Vote Ranking. Sort by the Collection's Ranking by clicking on List Ranking.

Vote RankingList Ranking  

37

1

Roger Clemens

Baseball Player

52.08% (25 of 48 votes)

10

2

Spencer Pratt

TV Personality

100% (5 of 5 votes)

24

3

Larry Craig

U.S. Senator

60.0% (6 of 10 votes)

25

4

Tom Cruise

Actor

60.0% (228 of 380 votes)

82

5

Lou Dobbs

Commentator

0% (0 of 5 votes)

39

6

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

World Leader

50.37% (137 of 272 votes)

62

7

Ryan Seacrest

TV Personality

32.00% (32 of 100 votes)

32

8

Dr. Phil (McGraw)

Doctor

58.57% (82 of 140 votes)

78

9

Eliot Spitzer

U.S. Governor

0% (0 of 0 votes)

27

10

Perez Hilton

Commentator

59.61% (121 of 203 votes)

72

11

Bill Belichick

Football Coach

7.69% (3 of 39 votes)

6

12

John Gibson

Commentator

100% (2 of 2 votes)

58

14

John McCain

U.S. Senator

32.10% (26 of 81 votes)

66

15

Harrison Ford

Actor

28.51% (128 of 449 votes)

5

16

Adam 'Pacman' Jones (NFL)

Football Player

100% (6 of 6 votes)

91

17

Andrew Meyer

Student

0% (0 of 0 votes)

42

18

Rupert Murdoch

Entrepreneur

49.55% (55 of 111 votes)

45

19

Don Imus

Radio Personality

46.15% (6 of 13 votes)

1

20

Kevin Jonas

Musician

100% (2 of 2 votes)

29

21

Alberto Gonzales

U.S. Attorney General

59.18% (58 of 98 votes)

18

22

Jeff Conaway

Actor

71.43% (5 of 7 votes)

52

23

Isiah Thomas

Basketball Player

37.18% (29 of 78 votes)

69

24

Mike Wallace

Commentator

16.67% (1 of 6 votes)

87

25

Matt Drudge

Internet Personality

0% (0 of 0 votes)

53

26

Larry the Cable Guy

Comedian

36.60% (56 of 153 votes)

44

27

Eli Manning

Football Player

49.22% (63 of 128 votes)

34

28

Donald Trump, Jr.

Celebrity's Relative

55.50% (111 of 200 votes)

36

29

Mitt Romney

U.S. Senator

52.38% (55 of 105 votes)

68

30

Will Ferrell

Comedian

24.64% (52 of 211 votes)

20

31

Chris Crocker

Internet Personality

66.67% (10 of 15 votes)

49

32

Eric Mangini

Football Coach

38.79% (45 of 116 votes)

14

35

Zac Efron

Actor

90.0% (9 of 10 votes)

79

36

Larry Birkhead

Photographer

0% (0 of 0 votes)

85

37

Ralph Nader

Advocate

0% (0 of 1 votes)

60

38

Hulk Hogan

Wrestler

32.05% (25 of 78 votes)

38

39

Chuck Norris

Actor

52.00% (39 of 75 votes)

56

40

Bret Michaels

Vocalist

32.67% (33 of 101 votes)

61

41

Bill Clinton

U.S. President

32.00% (656 of 2050 votes)

47

42

Gene Simmons

Vocalist

44.26% (27 of 61 votes)

46

43

Matt Lauer

Commentator

44.76% (47 of 105 votes)

83

44

Jim McGreevey

U.S. Governor

0% (0 of 0 votes)

28

45

Soulja Boy

Musician

59.29% (67 of 113 votes)

93

46

Brody Jenner

TV Reality Show Contestant

0% (0 of 1 votes)

74

47

Brian McNamee

Athlete

5.71% (2 of 35 votes)

3

48

Dane Cook

Comedian

100% (14 of 14 votes)

92

49

Robert Jarvik

Inventor

0% (0 of 0 votes)

31

50

Mark Zuckerberg

Entrepreneur

59.03% (85 of 144 votes)

48

51

DMX

Vocalist

39.39% (13 of 33 votes)

81

52

Criss Angel

Magician

0% (0 of 0 votes)

12

53

Michael Vick

Football Player

92.11% (35 of 38 votes)

51

54

Billy Ray Cyrus

Vocalist

37.25% (19 of 51 votes)

35

55

Mel Gibson

Actor

52.38% (11 of 21 votes)

17

56

Fred Phelps

Religious Figure

73.68% (14 of 19 votes)

86

57

Judah Friedlander

Comedian

0% (0 of 0 votes)

40

59

Christopher Hitchens

Commentator

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

16

60

Pete Wentz

Musician

83.33% (5 of 6 votes)

30

63

Eddie Murphy

Comedian

59.13% (68 of 115 votes)

63

64

Chris Daughtry

Vocalist

31.25% (5 of 16 votes)

77

65

William Kristol

Commentator

0% (0 of 0 votes)

21

66

Rudy Giuliani

Mayor

64.80% (727 of 1122 votes)

7

67

Tim Donaghy

Sports Executive

100% (1 of 1 votes)

71

68

Google

Internet Website

13.04% (3 of 23 votes)

73

68

Sergey Brin

Computer Tech

5.88% (1 of 17 votes)

11

69

Larry Page

Computer Tech

100% (1 of 1 votes)

70

69

Google

Internet Website

13.04% (3 of 23 votes)

59

70

Mr. (Richard) Blackwell

Designer

32.08% (17 of 53 votes)

43

71

Paul Wight (Big Show)

Wrestler

49.32% (36 of 73 votes)

57

72

Sylvester Stallone

Actor

32.43% (24 of 74 votes)

89

73

Mercury Morris

Football Player

0% (0 of 0 votes)

41

75

George W. Bush

U.S. President

49.85% (164 of 329 votes)

23

76

Joel Osteen

Televangelist

60.11% (419 of 697 votes)

50

77

Rob Schneider

Actor

37.50% (6 of 16 votes)

15

78

Christian Siriano

Designer

85.71% (6 of 7 votes)

75

79

Arlen Specter

U.S. Senator

5.71% (2 of 35 votes)

84

80

Brian Posehn

Comedian

0% (0 of 0 votes)

22

81

Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner

Athlete

64.68% (1357 of 2098 votes)

33

82

Michael Jackson (Vocalist)

Vocalist

57.33% (524 of 914 votes)

67

83

Woody Allen

Comedian

28.35% (74 of 261 votes)

9

84

Blake Fielder-Civil

Celebrity's Relative

100% (2 of 2 votes)

13

85

Jeff Foxworthy

Comedian

90.91% (10 of 11 votes)

2

86

Khalid Shaikh Mohammed

Terrorist

100% (7 of 7 votes)

80

87

Andrew Speaker

Attorney

0% (0 of 0 votes)

88

88

Larry Bird

Basketball Player

0% (0 of 10 votes)

90

89

Henry Waxman

U.S. Congressman

0% (0 of 1 votes)

54

90

Keith Urban

Vocalist

34.62% (18 of 52 votes)

76

91

Jim Cramer

TV Personality

0% (0 of 0 votes)

8

92

Adnan Ghalib

Photographer

100% (1 of 1 votes)

4

93

Nicolas Sarkozy

Politician

100% (1 of 1 votes)

64

94

Mike Huckabee

U.S. Governor

31.13% (33 of 106 votes)

55

95

Drew Carey

Comedian

33.77% (26 of 77 votes)

65

96

Tony Kornheiser

Sportscaster

28.57% (4 of 14 votes)

26

98

Eminem

Vocalist

59.88% (409 of 683 votes)

94

99

Jerry Yang

Computer Tech

0% (0 of 0 votes)

19

100

Tom Brady

Football Player

69.93% (1056 of 1510 votes)