The Resume

(October 1971- )
Raised in Plano, Texas
Resides in Frisco, Texas
18th place - first fired
Corporate Branding Salesman

Why he might be annoying:

He plays fantasy football.
He loves Belgian beer.
Among the things he learned from 'The Apprentice' was 'Sex sells; Trust no one but yourself; Watch out for falling drywall; Ad banners mysteriously end up in dumpsters; And no matter what you do, never, ever misplace Jessica Simpson!'
He lives by the motto 'time is money,' and wishes each day had 25 hours.
If he could have a super power, it would be mind control.
He was fired on the very first task for claiming he was 'under utilized' but he failed to step up and do something about it.

Why he might not be annoying:

His favorite shows include the 'Howard Stern Show,' 'Ali G Show,' 'Seinfeld,' 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' and 'Chappelle's Show.'
He defines success as living life to its fullest.
He earned a football scholarship and played linebacker at Northeast Missouri State University.
He graduated The University of Texas.
He plays guitar.
See related: Apprentice 2, Apprentice, Mark Burnett, Donald Trump, Carolyn Kepcher, George Ross, Andy Litinsky, Bradford Cohen, Chris Russo, Elizabeth Jarosz, Ivana Ma, Jennifer Crisafulli, Jennifer Massey, John Willenborg, Kelly Perdew, Kevin Allen, Maria Boren, Pamela Day, Raj Bhakta, Rob Flanagan, Sandy Ferreira, Stacie Jones, Stacy Rotner and Wes Moss

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Apprentice [Complete] (Ranked: 2)
• Apprentice 2 [2004] (Ranked: 18)
• Apprentice: First Fired (Ranked: 2)
• Entertainment Weekly's Covers [2004]
• I Attended University of Texas-Austin
• Profiles 12501-12750 (Ranked: 12714)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 21 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 24 Votes: 70.83% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 27 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 57 Votes: 73.68% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 92 Votes: 73.91% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 110 Votes: 75.45% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 259 Votes: 69.88% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 258 Votes: 49.61% Annoying