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Hank Stram

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Football Coach

The Resume

    (January 3, 1923-July 4, 2005)
    Resided in Louisiana
    Coached SMU, Notre Dame and University of Miami
    Won AFL Championship (1962, 66, 69)
    Won Superbowl IV (1970)
    Coach of Dallas Texans (1960-63)/Kansas City Chiefs (1963-74) and New Orleans Saints (1976-1977)
    Overall NFL coach record was 131-97-10
    124-76-10 record with the Chiefs
    7-21-0 record with New Orlean Saints
    Inducted in NFL Hall of Fame (2003)
    CBS' TV sportscaster
    'Monday Night Football' radio analyst

Why he might be annoying:

    He was known for malaprops such as ok lets matriculate the ball down the field.
    He dressed in loud colored blazers.
    He looked manic on the sidelines, running up and down, crushing his game plan in his grasp and constantly muttering.
    He coached the first losing Superbowl team (1966). He lost to Green Bay 35-10.
    He became coach of the Dallas Texans only after Bud Wilkinson and Tom Landry turned down the job.
    He was fired after his first losing season in ten years (1974).
    During his last three seasons his record was dismal at, 5-9, 4-10 and 3-11 for a total of just 12 wins and 30 loses in 42 games.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He lead the KC Chiefs to a win in Superbowl IV, defeating Minnesota 23-7 (1970).
    He coached the KC Chiefs to two Super Bowl appearances.
    He coached in the first Super Bowl.
    He was the only coach to represent the AFL twice in the Super Bowl.
    He was the first coach to wear a hidden microphone during a Super Bowl.
    He said football and Phyllis (his wife) were his two great loves: 'I married the only girl I ever loved and did the only job I ever loved.'
    He developed the two-tight end offense, the moving pocket and triple stack defense.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 30.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 11 Votes: 36.36% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 11 Votes: 27.27% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 30 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 62 Votes: 48.39% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 24 Votes: 45.83% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 27 Votes: 51.85% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 31 Votes: 61.29% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 68 Votes: 48.53% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 193 Votes: 55.44% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 205 Votes: 51.22% Annoying