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Stacy Shuler

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The Resume

    (circa 1978- )
    Health and physical education teacher at Mason High School in Springboro, Ohio
    Convicted of having sex with five students (October 27, 2011)
    Sentenced to four years in prison
    Eligible for parole after six months

Why she might be annoying:

    During her divorce, her husband accused her of having an inappropriate relationship with a teenager (2006).
    The mother of one of the five students testified her son had turned to Shuler at a low point when his father had cancer and said, 'She took advantage of their vulnerability. She crossed the line and it's unacceptable.'
    She also provided alcohol and marijuana for the students.
    The high school was closed down during the trial because 'everyone's been trying to figure out who these five boys were.'
    She pled not guilty by reason of temporary insanity and claimed to have no memory of the sexual acts.
    The prosecutor responded to the amnesia claim by wondering how Shuler could 'wake up the next morning, see boys on her couch' and not realize something was going on, adding, 'After the second, third, fourth time, isn't it shame on her?'
    The defense tried a 'throw everything against the wall and see if something sticks' approach to the temporary insanity plea, claiming she suffered from an undiagnosed bipolar disorder. And post-traumatic stress caused by abuse (never substantiated) from her ex-husband. All of which was aggrivated by irritable bowel syndrome and the Zoloft she was taking for the IBS. And did we mention the vitamin B-12 deficiency caused by her vegan diet?
    The judge said it was a 'magificient leap' to believe she was unable to distinguish right from wrong.

Why she might not be annoying:

    When she wears her glasses, she has a sort of Tina Fey/Sarah Palin thing goin' on.
    The students were 17 when she had sex with them so they were above Ohio's age of consent. (However, sex between a teacher and a student is illegal under Ohio law regardless of the age.)
    She helped one of the students put on his condom, so at least she took the 'safe sex' parts of her health classes seriously.
    One of the students she slept with allegedly threatened to go public if she did not give him an 'A.'

Credit: C. Fishel


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 99 Votes: 48.48% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 22 Votes: 18.18% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 17 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 16 Votes: 68.75% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 24 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 23 Votes: 65.22% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 188 Votes: 73.94% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 54 Votes: 79.63% Annoying