The Resume

Psychic who reads asses

Why he might be annoying:

He claims to be able to determine a person's future by feeling the lines on a person's buttocks.
He supports claims to his talent with his 'scientific findings;' an apple-shaped butt indicates a dynamic, creative and talented individual whereas a pear-shaped butt indicates a calm, introverted down-to-earth person.
Women (and some men) actually pay him for his services.
He has smelly fingers.
His work surface smells like ass.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is blind, so clients can have their butts read with confidentiality.
He claims he is not a groper and says 'My wife is quite beautiful enough for me.'
His craft and method of predicting futures is truly unique.
Credit: BattyX3
Note: BattyX3 wants you to know that she is not the writer who said that Ulf Buck has 'stinky fingers.'

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Animal Names
• BattyX3's Profiles [Series 02]
• Born in Berlin, Germany
• Last Names that Rhyme with Dirty Words
• Look at My Ass
• Look at My Undies
• My Name is U.S. Currency
• Profiles 5001-5250 (Ranked: 5067)
• Psychics
• Visually Impaired

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 18 Votes: 38.89% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 16 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 29 Votes: 41.38% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 24 Votes: 54.17% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 26 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 23 Votes: 73.91% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 80 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 74 Votes: 62.16% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 74 Votes: 74.32% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 75 Votes: 74.67% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 97 Votes: 75.26% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 212 Votes: 71.23% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 297 Votes: 69.02% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 372 Votes: 70.43% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 1113 Votes: 70.08% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1095 Votes: 71.60% Annoying