The Resume

(December 29, 1977- )
Born in Westlake Village, California
Shortstop for the Pittsburgh Pirates (2001-09), Seattle Mariners (2009-11) and the Atlanta Braves (2011-12)
One-time All-Star (2004)
NL Sliver Slugger winner as a shortstop (2004)

Why he might be annoying:

He has a really generic name.
His middle name is Eugene.
He spent the majority of his playing career on losing Pirate teams.
He had abdominal problems which caused him to miss the early part of 2005 Spring Training.
He missed out on an opportunity to appear in the playoffs with the Braves as he retired before the 2012 regular season is over.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was a Pirates fan favorite.
He was a teammate of Freddy Sanchez in both a baseball summer league and in the majors.
He was the 9th NL player to ever to record over 200 hits in a season as a shortstop.
He surpassed Gene Alley's Pirate doubleplay record with 129 (2004).
He recorded the game-winning hit for the Pirates on Opening Day against the Houston Astros (April 13, 2009).
He loved raising his family in Pittsburgh.

Credit: Neo NX2004

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2004 NL All-Star Team
• Atlanta Braves
• Baseball Players
• Fielding Bible Award Winners: Shortstop (Ranked: 2009)
• Look at My Balls
• My Name is Wilson
• Neo NX2004's Profiles [Series 11]
• NL Silver Slugger - Shortstops (Ranked: 2004)
• Pittsburgh Pirates
• Profiles 54251-54500 (Ranked: 54290)
• Seattle Mariners

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying