The Resume

(July 25, 1935-June 6, 2017)
Born in Mecca, Saudi Arabia
Arms merchant

Why he might be annoying:

He lived in Monaco to avoid taxes.
He married thrice.
He's best known for his shady business dealings.
He subsidized the mining of African 'blood diamonds.'
He acted as middleman for the Iran-Contra scandal, which entailed arms-for-hostages in Iran and funding of Nicaraguan Contra rebels.

Why he might not be annoying:

His surname translates to 'spoon maker' in Turkish.
His 1980 divorce from first wife Soraya involved one of the largest financial settlements ever.
His daughter Petrina was proven not to be his biological child when she was 18.
He is Dodi Al-Fayed's maternal uncle.

Credit: Black Chic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• AskMen's Top 10 Most Expensive Divorce Settlements (Ranked: 2)
• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 08]
• Bushy Eyebrows
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [July] (Ranked: 7251935)
• Horseshoe Haircut
• I Attended Donald Trump-Marla Maple's Wedding [December 19, 1993]
• I Attended Stanford
• I Died in 2017 (Ranked: 81)
• I Took a Paternity Test
• I'm a Billionaire
• Look at Me, I'm on the Cover of Time
• Look at My Magazine Cover
• Mustaches
• My Spouse is at Least Ten Years Younger than Me
• Profiles 25251-25500 (Ranked: 25458)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 13 Votes: 23.08% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 57 Votes: 56.14% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 98 Votes: 66.33% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 23 Votes: 65.22% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 19 Votes: 68.42% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 11 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 40 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 58 Votes: 68.97% Annoying