The Resume

(June 20, 1978- )
Born in Salisbury, England, United Kingdom
Midfielder
Player, West Ham United (1995-2001) and Chelsea (2001- )
Member, English national squad (1999- )

Why he might be annoying:

A videotape surfaced of him and two teammates in a boozy orgy, ordering two ladies to perform lesbian sex acts (2000).
He received a hefty fine from Chelsea after drunkenly harassing American tourists at a bar the day after the 9/11 Terrorist attacks.
He cheated on ex-fiancee Elen Rives several times.
When his engagement ended in 2009, he made the family mansion into his bachelor pad, moving Elen and their two daughters into less glamorous accommodations.

Why he might not be annoying:

Those legs!
His father is English Premier League superstar Frank Lampard, Sr.
His IQ tested very high-- over 150.
He's acclaimed as one of the world's best soccer players.

Credit: Black Chic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 10]
• Company Magazine's 100 Sexiest Men [2004] (Ranked: 85)
• FIFA Football Covers (Ranked: 2010)
• GQ's Men of the Year [2005]
• I Became a Dad in 2005
• I Became a Dad in 2007
• I Fathered Children Out of Wedlock
• New Woman Magazine's 100 Hottest Men on the Planet [2007] (Ranked: 48)
• Profiles 28251-28500 (Ranked: 28270)
• Soccer Stars
• Virgin Money 5th Celebrity Dad of the Year [2007]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 147 Votes: 44.22% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 78 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 74 Votes: 64.86% Annoying