The Resume

(July 2, 1979- )
Raised in St. Thomas, Ontario
Forward for the Boston Bruins (1997-2005) and San Jose Sharks (2005- )
Played junior hockey with Sault Ste. Marie (OHL) 1st overall pick in the 1997 NHL draft

Why he might be annoying:

He scored just 7 points in his rookie season.
He went scoreless in seven games in the Bruins playoff series against Montreal (2004).
He is a pretty boy.
He is highly over-rated.
Despite his 1st overall pick label, his average point totals are between 60-70 points a season.
He takes a lot of stupid penalties.
In his rookie season, he wore a pair of Donald Duck briefs.

Why he might not be annoying:

He scored 101 points in 2002-03.
He was named Bruins captain in 2002-03 making him one of the youngest captains in team history.
He donates to several charities.
He plays for Team Canada in international events.
He is a true team player and a valued leader in the locker room.
He played his junior hockey with the Sault Ste. Marie Greyhounds, one of the OHL's historic franchises.
His cousin Scott Thornton is a forward for the San Jose Sharks.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Art Ross Trophy Winners (Ranked: 2006)
• Boston Bruins
• ESPN the Magazine's The Body Issue [Athletes] (Ranked: 2017)
• Florida Panthers
• Hart Trophy Winners (Ranked: 2006)
• I Come from Canada
• I Like To Showboat After Scoring Goals
• I Probably Banged Rachel McAdams
• Ice Hockey Players
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Look at Me, I'm Cold
• NHL 2K Covers (Ranked: 2007)
• NHL First All-Star Team - Centermen (Ranked: 2006)
• NHL First Overall Draft Picks (Ranked: 1997)
• NHL Scrappers
• Ontario Hockey League Alumni
• Pretty Boys
• Profiles 14751-15000 (Ranked: 14890)
• Reebok Endorsers
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 01]
• San Jose Sharks
• Team Canada's Men's Olympic Gold Medalists [2010]
• Toronto Maple Leafs

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 11 Votes: 36.36% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 21 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 19 Votes: 63.16% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 23.53% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 332 Votes: 47.89% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 34 Votes: 55.88% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 32 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 97 Votes: 59.79% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 128 Votes: 60.16% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 124 Votes: 54.84% Annoying