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Traci Lords

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Actress

The Resume

    (May 7, 1968- )
    Birth name is Nora Kuzma
    Legally changed her name to Traci Elizabeth Lords
    Appeared in over 100 adult films including, 'Deep Inside Traci,' 'Bad Girls III,' 'Another Role in the Hay,' 'Raven,' 'Perfect Fit,' 'Those Young Nurses,' 'Those Young Girls,' 'Traci Takes Tokyo' and 'Open Up Traci'
    Starred in 'Cry-Baby,' 'A Time to Die,' 'Fast Food,' 'The Tommyknockers,' ' Serial Mom' and 'Blade'
    Starred as Rikki on 'Melrose Place' and Sharon on 'Profiler'
    Penthouse Pet (September, 1984)

Why she might be annoying:

    Using a false birth certificate and phony driver's license, she broke into porno movies at age 15.
    She made 100 XXX movies before she was 18 and legal.
    This made it incumbent on people who owned any of these movies to destroy them or risk kiddie porn charges.
    The government tried to prosecute a number of the people in the porn industry because they allowed her to work at her young age.
    Their case fell apart when it was proved that the U.S. Government issued her a passport with her older age.
    Her fake birth certificate was for Kristie Nussman, born on November 17, 1962.
    She took the name Traci from a friend and the name 'Lords' to honor her favorite actor, Jack Lord.
    She named her cat, Steve McGarrett (Jack Lord's character on Hawaii Five-0).
    Tracy Lords was the name of Grace Kelly's character in 'High Society.'
    She drank alcohol since she was 12.
    She O.D. on cocaine and almost died at 18 years old.
    She was the Penthouse Pet at 16 years old, (September, 1984) which made that issue of Penthouse illegal to own (it is also the one featuring Vanessa L. Williams).
    She has a cross tattoo on her left leg.
    She smokes.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She tried to crossover from the porn industry into films, with moderate success.
    She is an advocate for gay rights.
    She achieved a brown belt in ninjitsu.
    She is ranked #4 in The 50 Top Porn Stars of All Time (AVN - January 2002).

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 7 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 148 Votes: 44.59% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 21 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 68 Votes: 51.47% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 73 Votes: 45.21% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 93 Votes: 56.99% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 36 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 224 Votes: 54.46% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 41 Votes: 68.29% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 51 Votes: 68.63% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 82 Votes: 51.22% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 293 Votes: 69.28% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 121 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 439 Votes: 47.38% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 76 Votes: 48.68% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 172 Votes: 47.09% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 311 Votes: 75.88% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 591 Votes: 63.45% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 622 Votes: 40.35% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 671 Votes: 49.33% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 762 Votes: 52.10% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 4368 Votes: 45.10% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 23241 Votes: 37.67% Annoying
    In 2001, Out of 15504 Votes: 30.30% Annoying