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Mariusz Pudzianowski

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Bodybuilder

The Resume

    (April 23, 1977- )
    6'1, 315 lbs.
    Won the World's Strongest Man competition twice

Why he might be annoying:

    Though the favorite, he came in a disappointing third in the 2004 competition.
    The World's Strongest man competition uses events that are made for TV, like lifting cars and pulling semi trucks.
    It also uses weights (kilograms, stones) that are confusing to Americans.
    His veins practically pop out of his body.
    His name is hard to pronounce and even harder to spell.
    He has giant trapezoids, which make his neck disappear.
    This, along with his large muscles, makes his head look tiny.
    He has giant thighs.
    He has a tattoo on his biceps.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He won the World's Strongest Man competition two years in a row (2002-03).
    He won the 2003 competition by the largest margin ever.
    He holds records in 8 events.
    He won the 2004 Strongman Super Series.
    He has 24-inch biceps.
    He can bench press over 600 lbs.
    He can deadlift almost 900 lbs.
    He was a boxer.
    He practices Kyokushin karate, one of the most difficult forms.
    Because of his incredibly low body fat, he is much faster than many other contestants.
    He probably has the best body among strongmen.
    He is typically 4 to 5 inches shorter than his opponents, which makes several of the events much more difficult.
    He is a consummate entertainer, often taking times between events to do things like curl children in the audience.
    He is a fan favorite.
    Instead of jeering opponents, he cheers them on.

Credit: Lorg Skyegon


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 27 Votes: 40.74% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 19 Votes: 36.84% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 30.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 1361 Votes: 40.78% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 1682 Votes: 36.03% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 1926 Votes: 43.09% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 355 Votes: 45.92% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 160 Votes: 46.25% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 325 Votes: 47.38% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 131 Votes: 32.06% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 246 Votes: 45.53% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 147 Votes: 53.06% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 143 Votes: 34.27% Annoying