The Resume

(October 6, 1945- )
Frequent guest on 'The Howard Stern Show'
Appeared on 'Power of Attorney (2000-01)'

Why he might be annoying:

He is twice divorced.
At eighteen, he explored religions and converted to Judaism.
He uses Viagra.
He looks and sounds like a spitting slob.

Why he might not be annoying:

Among his clients are Joey Buttafuoco, Mary Jo Buttafuoco, Leslie West and Jessica Hahn.
He beat Robin Quivers, 8 to 4 in a basketball game.
He donates a lot of money to charity.
See related: Howard Stern, Robin Quivers, Fred Norris, Gary Dell'Abate, Jackie Martling, Artie Lange, Billy West, 'Stuttering' John Melendez, Andre Gardner, Doug Goodstein, Mel Karmazin, Sumner Redstone, A.J. Benza, Crazy Cabbie, Beetlejuice, Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf, Ralph Cirella, Jessica Hahn, Nicole Bass, Mark Harris, 'Elegant' Elliot Offen, 'Melrose' Larry Green, Uzo, Suzanne Muldowney, Beth Ostrosky, Alison Stern, Ray Stern, Ben Stern, Mary McCormack, Allison Janney, Debbie Schlussel, Sam Kinson, Andrew 'Dice' Clay, Opie and Anthony, Erich 'Mancow' Muller and Don Imus

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Artie Lange Impersonations
• Attorney
• Golden Retriever Owners
• Howard Stern Show
• Howard Stern's E! Show
• Howard Stern's Enemy List
• I Attended Howard Stern-Beth Ostrosky's Wedding [October 3, 2008]
• I Drive a Bentley
• I Have Diabetes
• I Lost a Lot of Weight
• I Remarried the Same Person [I Do! I Don't! I Changed My Mind!]
• I Separated from My Spouse [2008]
• Judges
• My Spouse is at Least Ten Years Younger than Me
• Profiles 3001-3250 (Ranked: 3056)
• Roasted by Reverend Bob Levy
• Seamen
• Stomach Shrinking Procedures
• YoYos - My Weight Greatly Fluctuates

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 10 Votes: 30.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 24 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 57 Votes: 61.40% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 58 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 83 Votes: 53.01% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 40 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 25 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 23 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 82.35% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 42 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 75 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 156 Votes: 77.56% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 201 Votes: 72.64% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 282 Votes: 72.34% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 490 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 592 Votes: 70.44% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 976 Votes: 69.88% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 3061 Votes: 73.67% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 41 Votes: 75.61% Annoying