(November 8, 1982- )
Raised in a trailer park in Fort Ashby, West Virginia
Private F.C. with the 372nd military police reserve unit serving in Baghdad
Most recognizable face in the Iraqi prisoner abuse photographs
Following the scandal, she was charged with mistreating prisoners of war
Placed with a military police unit in Fort Bragg following her return from Iraq

Just like cowardly terrorists, she mistreats prisoners of war.
She was stupid enough to allow her crimes to be photographed.
Her nickname is 'The Sex Sadist of Baghdad.'
She brought the U S Army into disrepute at a time when the world is watching it very closely.
She has been described as having a pixxy haircut.
She grew up in a trailer park.
She spends large amounts of time around Iraqi genitals.
She made Iraqi prisoners feel inadequate about their penis size.
As a child she wanted to be a storm chaser.
She was tried for prisoner abuse (August 2004).
She was dishonorably discharged and sentenced to three years in prison (2005).
She brought shame to Fort Ashby.
When first told of her infamy, Lynndie said: 'I was in the wrong place at the wrong time.'
She joined the reservists as a teen, against her parents' wishes.
She worked at a chicken processing plant while not on call.
She smokes.
In Iraq, she got pregnant with another soldier, Graner's baby.

Despite pleading guilty of abusing detainees at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq, the military judge refused to accept the plea. He felt she was following orders of higher ups (May 4, 2005). She claims she had orders from higher up to do what she did.
She has a nice smile.
She has a sense of humor.
She served her nation.
She was described as an obedient soldier.
She managed to escape her home town's lack of future.

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