The Resume

(circa 1941-February 19, 2020)
Founder of the Hair Club (1976)
Trademark line is 'I am not just the president, I'm also a client.'
He is a vegetarian.

Why he might be annoying:

He points out celebrities who wear toupees.
He makes money off of bald people.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is constantly working on new procedures to increase hair replacement.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Horseshoe Haircut
• I Died in 2020 (Ranked: 78)
• Look at Young Me and Old Me
• Profiles 1251-1500 (Ranked: 1450)
• Toupee Wearers and Hair Transplants
• Wrestlemania Guests (Ranked: 10)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 26 Votes: 84.62% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 24 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 14 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 22 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 31 Votes: 90.32% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 54 Votes: 75.93% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 100 Votes: 78.00% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 134 Votes: 74.63% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 305 Votes: 69.18% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 430 Votes: 69.30% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 842 Votes: 68.76% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 2593 Votes: 78.94% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 5512 Votes: 71.30% Annoying