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Noel Gallagher

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Musician

The Resume

    (May 29, 1967- )
    Guitarist and occasional vocalist for the British band, Oasis
    Recorded 'Don't Look Back In Anger,' 'Sunday Morning Call,' 'Going Nowhere,' 'Wonder Wall,' 'Magic Pie,' 'Talk Tonight' and 'The Masterplan'
    Star of 'Mad Cows'

Why he might be annoying:

    He was kicked out of school.
    He is notorious for his fights with younger brother and bandmate, Liam Gallagher.
    One of their fights was recorded by a journalist and turned into a hit single called 'Wibbling Rivalry.'
    He and his bandmates walked out on a Rolling Stone cover shoot after they were told that the shoots usually take about eight hours.
    He calls American journalists 'wankers.'
    Before releasing the album, 'Standing On The Shoulder of Giants,' he said about the tracks: 'There's two shit ones on it, which I wrote, and the other seven are mega!'
    He admits that the lyrics he writes don't mean anything at all and he usually tries to find ways to rhyme.
    He blamed the media when he originally backed out from marrying Meg Matthews on Valentines Day 1997, he married her later in the year.
    In Variety he said that his band will be bigger than the Beatles, 'Our band will go down in history as one of the greatest of all times ...we'll be a footprint in the history of rock music.'
    In an interview with the New York Post, he said: 'Well, as everybody knows, drugs are illegal. We only just found that out, so we stopped taking them' (August 11, 2002).

Why he might not be annoying:

    He does not mind when people bootleg the Oasis concerts.
    He idolizes the Beatles and when compared to the Beatles, he says he is 'flattered and embarrassed.'
    When asked how he feels about all the recent deaths due to heroin in rock, he honestly answered 'not bothered.'
    Howard Stern refers to him as 'the stable Gallagher.'
    He loves New York.
    When he married Meg Matthews (June 1997), in Las Vegas the band played Beatle tunes ('All My Loving' and 'Yesterday'), they separated in 2000.
    He bought an MKII Jaguar convertible for $170,000.
    He may be left handed.

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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 18 Votes: 72.22% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 191 Votes: 53.40% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 129 Votes: 59.69% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 52 Votes: 76.92% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 59 Votes: 54.24% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 49 Votes: 53.06% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 25 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 67 Votes: 53.73% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 77 Votes: 67.53% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 445 Votes: 46.29% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 153 Votes: 61.44% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 133 Votes: 64.66% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 228 Votes: 60.09% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 429 Votes: 48.95% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 687 Votes: 43.81% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 2700 Votes: 41.85% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 1271 Votes: 57.20% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 26555 Votes: 77.91% Annoying
    In 2001, Out of 5245 Votes: 69.78% Annoying