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Nico Hoerner

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The Resume

    (May 13, 1997- )
    Born in Oakland, California
    Birth name is Nicholas Mackie Hoerner
    Drafted 24th overall by the Chicago Cubs in the 2018 Major League Baseball Draft
    Second baseman for the Chicago Cubs
    NL Gold Glove Award winner (2023)

Why he might be annoying:

    His nickname is ‘Horny.’
    He bears a striking resemblance to Mark Hamill.
    Some baseball pundits consider him to be way too hyperfocused on his game.
    He struggled with injuries during his first few major league seasons.
    He failed to catch a groundball that allowed the Red Sox to load the bases, which eventually led to a grand slam (July 17, 2023).

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was the first player from the 2018 MLB Draft class to reach the majors.
    He drew acclaim from baseball pundits for his strong defensive performance.
    He was the first Cubs player in 18 years to record 40 stolen bases in a season.
    He and Dansby Swanson are the 13th middle-infield duo in major league history to win the Gold Glove Award in the same season (2023).
    His play drew comparison to former Cubs teammate Kris Bryant.

Credit: Eddie Burphy


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying